Back From The Dead With Horrid Ideas

Yesterday, while cleaning and organizing polishes at work, I came across a shade from OPI's Germany collection that I've always thought has the rapiest name: Nein! Nein! Nein! Ok Fine! 

OPI is known for their quippy puns in polish names, and my brain is known for immediately going to dark, dark places. My friend, Erin, and I started brainstorming polish names for our own new made up brand, PTSD. Some ideas follow (warning--it gets pretty dark. If you're afraid of satire and women being funny to deal with true awfulness, or if you don't have a sense of humor, you might not like it. Just saying):

Don't get me wrong, about 50% of my choosing a polish is based on the shade name and OPI usually hits the sassy-cute pun mark right on the head. I just have a hard time thinking that no one in Creative thought this about Nein!... before they started rolling out the stickers.