Yesterday, while cleaning and organizing polishes at work, I came across a shade from OPI's Germany collection that I've always thought has the rapiest name: Nein! Nein! Nein! Ok Fine!
OPI is known for their quippy puns in polish names, and my brain is known for immediately going to dark, dark places. My friend, Erin, and I started brainstorming polish names for our own new made up brand, PTSD. Some ideas follow (warning--it gets pretty dark. If you're afraid of satire and women being funny to deal with true awfulness, or if you don't have a sense of humor, you might not like it. Just saying):